Thursday, July 30, 2009

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Dawkins, you victim

We deceive ourselves, too often in people. Many believe, for example, Albert Einstein noch immer für ein Genie. Dabei war er, von der Atombombe ganz zu schweigen, auch nur ein weiterer Trottel aus Ulm. Nirgends erkennt man das besser als in einem Brief, den Einstein 1954 an den Philosophen Erich Gutkind richtete.
Dort schreibt Albert: Das Wort Gottes ist für mich nichts als Ausdruck und Produkt menschlicher Schwächen, die Bibel eine Sammlung ehrwürdiger, aber doch reichlich primitiver Legenden. Keine noch so feinsinnige Auslegung kann etwas daran ändern. Diese verfeinerten Auslegungen sind höchst mannigfaltig und haben so gut wie nichts mit dem Urtext zu schaffen. Zitat Ende.
Wir lernen daraus, daß es auf der ganzen Welt nur eine Sache gibt, die noch schlimmer ist als Religion: Atheismus.
Doch auch das vielgescholtene Christentum kann keinen wahren Trost mehr darstellen. Selbst in der katholischen Theologie wird mittlerweile angenommen, daß der Tod für den ganzen Menschen ein Ende setzt.
Nur Lieschen Müller mit ihrem ins Erwachsenenalter rübergeretteten Kinderglauben geht davon aus, daß es ein individuelles Leben nach dem Tode gibt. Sie tut dies, weil sie unfähig ist, eine Welt ohne sich zu denken. Wenn überhaupt, gehen wir einfach mal mit Aristoteles und Thomas von Aquin von der Tatsächlichkeit so einer unglaublichen Sache wie der Seele aus, dann existiert diese bloß in einer unerkennbaren Form fort.
Sie ist sich selbst und ihrem früheren Leben unbekannt, ohne Erinnerung, ohne Identität. Womöglich zwar bei Gott, aber eben nicht mehr als Lieschen Müller höchstselbst. Von daher dürfte uns das Jenseits eigentlich herzlich egal sein. Wir haben damit nichts zu schaffen. Wir sind hier.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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anhedonia

Ich bin einsam und fühle mich schlecht. Die Welt um mich herum interessiert sich nicht für mich, und sie braucht mich auch nicht.
Interessen habe ich keine mehr. Ich komme gut ohne Musik aus. Ich höre gerne nichts, Stille. Und da, wo schwarzer Regen fällt, hat jemand Gülle abgestellt.
Alt werden. Anfangen zu stinken. Merken, daß man ein bißchen so wie Maxim Biller geworden ist: Immer schlecht gelaunt, jeden Tag und heute.
Aus dem Fenster schauen. Die Nachbarin sehen. Sie came back from shopping, hung with the 36 bags of Shaolin. No one helps. I of course not. Instead, I prefer to grab the rope, climb on the chair and do around the ceiling light.
whole sad am I, who have not lived, say goodbye to the life now. Since
calls the gentle voice of reason to me: income, you can survive anything.
I ask the reason, if I can have their phone number, then we can sometimes meet for coffee or something. The reason but declined with thanks. That was expected.
said I used to me always, thick girls need love. But not by me. Today I would probably not so condescending. But even the thickness cease.
I remain alone. Think of a nice girl from before. In the winter of our discontent, we wore five layers of clothing to each other. She looked still damn sexy. Run is nothing. Only I, flowing through the rain.
Memories are made of schoolgirl report. Germany, after pill before Palle. No fatal Bumsviren, nowhere. For this whole hedges of pubic hair. These were the seventies. Peter Frankenfeld leads through the program. It must have been an inconceivable besockte time.
remains the bottom line: A nice day in the tractor museum with old memories.
The chair tilts.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

A Welcome Address For Church

Tristesse in butter noodles

Fred, the high school student, had it again see coming. The light at the end of the tunnel was no light, but only a mirage. The reflection of something that is not there. Highly philosophical, but is also dead boring.
It could have been a nice evening. But was not there yet. Fred could not from his skin. Which was covered with pimples and Frustakne. Not to mention the angry self-righteousness all the blackheads.
He tried to tell yourself a joke. That did not work, because he once again, as so often screwed up the punch line.
is well again to buy time, hand cream. The Scandinavian of the fishermen. They know how to run the perch. And as long as you are just throwing money out the window and not themselves or immediately afterwards, is actually all right.
Yuppidu. Resonant vibration.
Fred moved across the living room. His girlfriend was still there. Oh, yes, why was not her apartment, sure. He took a seat in a dignified distance from her humble self in temporary possession and stared in the direction in which they too kuckte. The television was on, again. Heidi Klum looked young. Your Sangesneger it was not enough anymore. The redhead
I find wrong well, the girlfriend reported by Fred unsolicited word. Fred wanted to know. Courtesy side, he saw but still even briefly on the screen.
The redhead, aha, well, would lead to the need, therefore, since he slot in well too. Whether his girlfriend and maybe the Red Fancy a threesome ...? But certainly not because the one was dead boring and the other would soon be a top model.
Retrieved on the hard ground of the facts, Fred moved again over the kitchen.
from the other space grunted the girlfriend anything for granted just half of tomorrow night for eating out over here. Fred said nothing new, and just thought to himself, let Püppi, times are good. Keep it loose so and.
He attacked vigorously for half-full bottle of vodka and eliminated by specific swallowing good conscience most of the liquid level there still in stock.
Liquor, which was his last word. In this spirit: vodka.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

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relations

relations are nothing. Give her nothing. On the contrary, take away an even something else. Weil: You change this. If a person who you never wanted to be.
Sure, you have to make compromises. And Rome was not burnt in a day. But everything has its limits. Finally, there are also such a thing as pride. Whom you are in a relationship but even better, times from the start to the porter.
the beginning is all clear, what else, supidupi. Kissing and getting to know and Tralalürchen.
This butterflies in your stomach, do you know that? Yes, of course, I also had ever diarrhea. Leaves decreases, then generally the first being in love has already resigned.
runs and then at some point, indifferent to each other through everyday life sucks, at each other, but after all, have sex, the must not pay, and before you know it, you can hear yourself on Sunday afternoon so records say like: Honey, I yet just imagine the little bike down to the basement. The interested
treasure but also no more. She says yes and amen still thinks, but would prefer to Brad Pitt. Only it is not just Angelina Jolie, but Katrina Paschunke. And looks accordingly. Well, for the cycling-in-the-basement-Bringer's enough yet.
Such sad, rancid existences can be found everywhere where people come together against their better knowledge, yes, literally band together to togetherness.
There is only one: isolation and solitary confinement. Guantanamo, bahia Guantanamera.
logo, you will find yourself so cool not so special, but at least you can be so lonely if no one else is there, put up half way. Since then it says with a shrug: Two weeks not showering, not shaved, do not leave the house, so what? But no bother. At least three books read, a few old movies seen late in the program, ready meals and reheated in the microwave at full speed Motörhead heard.
Make the time in a Relationship.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dune Buggy Frames Canada

first half of 2009

Annual Academy Awards. Afghanistan. Air France. Android smartphone. Avril Lavigne.
Bangkok. Barack Obama. Benjamin Netanyahu. Bruce Willis.
Charles Darwin. The Chinese New Year. Cristiano Ronaldo.
Dalai Lama. Darfur.
Earth Day. Edgar Allan Poe. Earthquake. European Union. Euro Vision Song Contest.
FC Barcelona. Friday the 13th
gas dispute. Gaza Strip. Gazprom. Global warming. Guinea-Bissau.
Hillary Clinton. HTC Magic. Hubble. Hugo Chavez.
India. International Film Festival of Cannes. Iran. Iceland.
Jay Leno. Jennifer Hudson. John Travolta.
Kate Hudson. Kate Winslet. King Tiger.
Lindsay Lohan.
Madagascar. Madonna. Malawi. Michael Jackson. Moldawien. Morgan Tsvangirai.
NASA. NATO. Nintendo DSi. Nordkorea.
Ostern. Österreich.
Papst Benedikt XVI. Pinguin. Pirat. Platz des himmlischen Friedens.
Rafael Nadal.
Satellit. Schmetterling. Schneesturm. Schweinegrippe. Shuttle. Slumdog Millionär. Somalia. Somalische Piraten. Sonnenuntergang. Sri Lanka. Susan Boyle.
Teheran. Terminator: Die Erlösung. The Pirate Bay.
Valentinstag. Vulkanausbruch in Alaska.
Waldbrände in Australien. Watchmen. Wimbledon. Winnenden. Winter. Wolverine.