Thursday, May 28, 2009

I Have The Chills, Ear Pain And Swollen Glands

An open word among friends

Good day. My name is Angela Merkel. You never see me smile, but I have big breasts.
would you want to run not walk a mile in my moccasins. My life would be too hard for you, you bootblack.
I was born in East Germany. The big city is enticing with its splendor, with beautiful women, with music and dance. But appearances, the trügt. Deshalb blieb ich in der Provinz und studierte Physik.
Dann lernte ich meinen Mann kennen. Er gewann mein Herz, als er mir folgenden Rat mit auf den Weg gab: Angela, sagte er, schlage nie deine angehende Schwiegermutter mit einer Schaufel nieder. Es könnte einen Schatten auf die zukünftige Ehe werfen. Sowieso ist, den eigenen Leidenschaften nachzugeben, die größte Form der Sklaverei.
Beim Millennium hatte ich richtig Angst um meine Daten. Ich hatte eine 20-Megabyte-Festplatte, da paßte eine Menge drauf. Zum Glück ist dann doch alles gutgegangen.
Auch ist nicht jeder Mensch ein Ferkel. Die kruden Andeutungen im Neuen Testament, daß da vielleicht was mit Maria Magdalena hätte gewesen sein können, one can understand that is also the case that has been here at all. Jesus dude was tippitoppi.
And now it is still Buddhist, because two people never read the same book. Just as one can never step twice into the same river. Now I would like
song People still short, and if I may say that my bunny and I go eat dinner like once a Chinese restaurant Mykonos. And today you can
learn something, dear Germans. This time, what is going on with the acronym "RAF" on itself. This stands for: pedestrian right attention. This was a group that caused a furor for thirty years, and also tended always such a bit of fanaticism. Who made such faxes came in the trunk.
Thanks for the undivided attention. Wishing you your Chancellor.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Does Plan B Make You Have To Pee Alot

Wortpest

Adorno. AIDS. Worship. Anne of the Prelude. Unemployment. Aristotle. Asthma. Exploitation. Tapeworm. Sermon on the Mount. Touches. Lack of exercise. Ham sausage. Flowers in their hair. Bossa Nova. Brother. Calypso. Caren Miosga. The houseboat of the Kelly Family. Democracy. Thinking, but abstract. Germany. Dictatorship. Drug use. Duels. Loneliness. Polar bears. Finals. Disinheritance. Seriously. Blackmail. Fucking. Flat picture tubes. Free beer. Prisoners. Feelings. History. Ghosts. Violence. Faith. Global Player. Grill tomatoes. Holy Thursday. Hand relaxed. Heavy Metal. Integration. Jesus. Caries. Catechism. Chewing tobacco. Brawl. Child sex. Kippenberger. Kleptomania. Knut. Heaviness. Head lice. Creativity. Kreuzberg. Leather and latex. Lisa Plenske. Wage tax. Lies. Girls. Management. Manipulation. Marketing. Masochism. MC Hammer. Lives. Misanthropy. Mobility. Bullying. Moers. Murder. Motorcycle theft. Natural materials. Neuss. Environmental tax. Onan the destroyer. Oral sex. Petting. Horse apples. Popeye. Princess. Programming. Projection. Prostitution. Quality. Marginalized. Rock 'n' Roll. Satanism. Crappy Internet. Schizophrenia. Sister. Suicide. Single Travel. Social competence. Fun. Sperm. Spinach. Sportsmanship. Save energy. Suff tactics. Tango. Tao. Wage settlements. Animal porn with plot. Animal welfare. Troop withdrawal. Oppression. Impoverishment. Dumbing down. Seduction. Prevention. Vitamin B. web design. Science. Wurstfest. Braces. Moral courage. Angry zebra with cysts on the cedars. Allow. Cooperation.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Creamy Cervical Mucus After Implantation

Electric howling XII

epilogue.
obituary.
Nepomuk.
sense and life are in books.
And yet it can get at them no.
It was just just a moment ago.
It was long ago.
It will take years to survive this loss.
senseless I let myself, driven by the cold, drifting across the aisles.
In the end, their purity but worthless.
What is better?
Be silent or rage?
The ants among us, obeying their own intelligence, would never face such a question.
And yet it is there and always will be.
What was once told, can not be taken out of the world.
It is absurd to fall in love with a girl like you.
And yet I had time to do the silvery trout, nothing better than just that
I imagined what it would be like if you and I could be self-sufficient fruit.
You work all around me.
I penetrate into you. Together
would you, as the laboring night as an absolute way.
It would also work but can.
Sogar den Namen unserer eingeborenen Tochter hatte ich mir schon zurechtgelegt.
Anjuscha.
Immerdar wird mir deine Reinheit vor Augen stehen.
Wie der Balken, den Jesus nicht herausbekam.
Der immer wieder neue Splitter trieb.
Keine Früchte brachte.
Und selbst die Götter bleiben fern.
Karwoche.
Halleluja.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Megtal Thing Used On Face In Boxing

Electric howl howl X

Mein aufgekratzter Hüftspeck füllte die gesamte Umgebung aus.
Ich wartete auf den Schnee, der mich unsichtbar werden läßt.
Der mich verbirgt.
Wie eine abgenagte, von zu vielen morschen Tränen zerfressene Decke, die ein alter Freund höhnisch mit dir teilen würde.
Die Wege und Umwege der Liebe sind manchmal schwer to describe. And yet they seem to
us the only path to be where it is still worthwhile, convert.
also the compassion is not as fast to get small.
Self-way streets lead but to go somewhere. When I finally let go
, the scarecrow on the field only briefly rattled his teeth.
It was quite cold for this time of year. Unusual
had quickly we found two back to our habits.
your good intentions for next year is hooked on to you.
They accompanied up to the front door. There they sat
you up.
the whole time I was trying to stay upright. But in the end
could ultimately only to crawl.
Matt, cool, calm and sober now, I also went to the only way I could still tread with impunity.
herüberschlängelte When the expressway, the first motorized noise of the early commuters to me, I reached the threshold.
I was back in the hospital.